brazilian hamster

A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.

"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."

by sporky76 March 2, 2008

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

Dirty Hamster

A female, who is unclean and dirty, and sleeps with multiple patners.

I don't want to live with her because she is a dirty Hamster.

by Summa916 April 6, 2011

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005