Groche

1. Used to describe an event where the people attending think it’s an absolute banger, but everyone else knows it’s lame
2. Used to describe a person who takes pride in their self-perceived popularity, but is actually loathed by the people they claim to associate with
3. Anything that lacks self-awareness to an obnoxious degree, often causing secondhand embarrassment for its witnesses

That party was so groche. People won’t shut up about how fucked they got even though we all know they had two trulys and called it a night

by biiiiiiiiiiigdick June 21, 2022

Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

groochi

Great-Gucci, Groochi. The expression Gucci, but greater.

Wanna eat lunch at Burger-king?

That sounds Groochi!

by Groocher December 21, 2022

Grooch

That uneasy feeling in the mornings after you wake up.

Don't want to get out of bed, got the grooch.

by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Grooch

The feeling you get in the morning, an unpleasant one, after you wake up.

I cannot get out of bed this morning, the grooch is too strong

by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Grouci

Grouci is the combination of Graça and Douri, Grouci is the best duo known to man. They are caring, take their time with things and very thoughtful, appreciate your Grouci.

Hey, look! Those two are such Grouci’s.

by Rafouria May 8, 2023

Groachzilla

A large bug found in the back roads of North Carolina. If it enters your vehicle, it may cause the driver to flee the vehicle in a hurry.

We were driving down a dirt road and groachzilla appeared inside the car.

by GIngerman July 29, 2023