gobblesmack

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.

"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"

by el.mingo June 8, 2020

Hog-gobbler

A woman or man who sleeps with a married man, to break up his marriage.

Christina Metheny what is a hog-gobbler? I'm am

by Rawr and stuff March 31, 2017

ball gobbler

One who loves to take the testacles of another and deeply gargle and tounge bathe at whim. Usually a dumpster donkey or mouth hooker.

God, Madonna is such a ball gobbler

by G rizle January 23, 2009

gobbled

When you make a gobbling noise like a turkey and jokingly fondle someones junk.
Similar to a sack tap.

Jim: Man he just gobbled me...what kind of faggot does that?
Sam: Shit i thought it was kinda funny.

by ZACHALACK March 31, 2009

slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

The Gobbler

when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..

"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!"

by Blue Brother Pledge Master April 7, 2010

garble

The thing you say if you dont know the answer to.

Billy garbled on what he thought was the answer to 2+2 yesterday

by Can of Worms November 12, 2006