God

1.the creator of the universe. the Alpha and the Omega. the forgiver of sins. the Holy Trinity of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

2. the thing unseen by stuck up atheists

"For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life."

John 3:16

by Mr. Anonyous December 27, 2010

GOD

The worlds most popular imaginary friend.

A man talking to himself is eather a) crazy or b) talking to god.

by dragonsmoker420 December 9, 2008

God

An imaginary friend for grown ups.

"God said I should hate gays and people with cars from Japan."

by R2DJew October 16, 2007

GOD

Generic Overated Divinity

person:god please watch over my soul.


GOD: ..... no

by Daniel Stitt. January 18, 2009

GOD

According to the Five Percenters or The Nation Of Gods And Earths "GOD" is define as THE ORIGINAL MAN THE ASIATIC BLACK MAN. The 1st man to exist on the Planet Earth in africa or asia is the "BLACKMAN". it is the seed of the Blackman from which all races creeds and cultures originated from.

there is no mystery God people have search for that mystery god for tillions of years and have not found this so-called mystery God so the wise and intelligent have agreed that the only God is Self P.E.A.C.E

TERMS USED....

Peace God, Peace Allah, God ALlah, Arm Leg LEg Arm Head, Godbody, The black man is God.

When 5%ers greet one another for ex.

PEACE GOD!,PEACE ALLAH!

WHATS TODAYS MATHEMATICS GOD?
TODAYS MATHEMATICS IS KNOWLEDGE GOD!!!

PEACE GOD!!

by GODHIMSELF May 3, 2006

God

There's probably no God.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

As seen on London buses...
There's probably no God.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

by GWhizz May 22, 2009

God

Imaginary figure invented by primitive humans used to explain why natural events like, for exemple, raining happened

I swear to God...

by ren May 1, 2004