glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles".

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off good so we're going on a date to White Castle.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

Ghunt

The activity or practice of searching for or investigating ghosts or paranormal activity. Commonly used in a video game called "Phasmaphobia"

T: Hey guys, anyone looking to ghunt today?
J: I can after 7:30 tonight.
E: I hope I dont jack off! Im not supposed to be here!
M: Anyone down for a late game?

by Phat Harambe February 12, 2026

glute soup

n. Another name for diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking Bud Ice, I had glute soup all the next morning.

by picc285 February 19, 2026

glute soup

n. Explosive diarrhea.

After a night of drinking Bud Ice, I was hit with glute soup the following day.

by picc285 February 26, 2026

Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026

Glubtastic

A series of Left for Dead 2 maps made by “Fug/Fugger” being a series or troll maps and it’s a absolute fever dream Nightmare that will force you (like the normal base game) to make references to it any chance possible

Guy 1: Yeah my grandma got hit by a car

Guy 2: still not as bad as the time we got jumped playing glubtastic 2

by Emersed February 12, 2025

Glunch

To “borrow” an item from someone or something

“Bro where did you get all that food??”

“I glunched it from Marianos”

by JonklersBiggestFan February 18, 2025