glumpus

Glumpus is an archaic term relating to a middle aged man with a large herd of Sploinkus. It is considered a terrible slur in some areas.

"That guy is such a Glumpus!"

by Rusty "The Loser" Johnson February 5, 2024

glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body

i met this man yesterday, he was a glump

by jasib August 2, 2024

glampy

Boomer word used by Amazon marketing to describe owning their products.

Be as glampy as you wanna be.

by Zixology August 7, 2024

GrumpyKermit2

Someone who says funny things from time to time, but mostly is very competitive

Grumpy, Grumpy we need to fall back, the enemies are flanking us, "no, we must match our line to get our ranking on the ET list higher"-GrumpyKermit2

by menaceson March 22, 2024

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024