glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011

glitterally

Alternate form of the word "literally" merged with the word "glitter," most often used in reference to The Ke$ha, because of her constant state of being covered in glitter.

The term can be used as an adverb to describe doing something in the flashy fashion of the shimmering sparkles that glitter leaves.

It was coined was when a young man said "glittery" (actually in reference to Ke$ha), but accidentally added an L before the Y.

Shelly wore too much makeup and body glitter to school today. She was glitterally sparkling all day. I caught sight of it every other second, and it glitterally distracted me all through math class.

She glitterally put on the body shimmer with flowing, lavish movements, as if she was becoming the glitter itself.

by orbweavr June 18, 2011

glittensnitzel

glistening in the sun with a hot dog

did you see that guy over there being glittensnitzel?

go get me a weinersnitzel for the glittensnitzel

bugel

by optimu pirme September 22, 2011

Glitter dick

When you bang a stripper

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."

by Kippernikis July 18, 2016

Glitter bro

The kind of girl who thinks glitter make up goes with everything, even the incongruously bro-y stuff. Flannel, snap backs, hockey gear...you name it, she's worn glitter with it or on it.

That chick on Okcupid was a total glitter bro.

by Lastcenturion104 March 8, 2017

gitel

A white person that constantly appropriates black and hispanic culture.

“This lil white girl really acting a gitel.”
“Sheesh mad gitels up in this bitch today”

by reppingvlone February 6, 2021

Flaming Glitter Balls

Dipping man balls (testacles) in glitter, and setting them on fire as foreplay.

Girl, I did flaming glitter balls on him, and had the best orgasm EVER!

by PrincessPriss22 March 3, 2011