Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 24, 2025

Frozen Nadu

To put you're dick inside the Freezer to cool it and then shoving it inside her warm pussy

She asked me to Frozen Nadu her, I'm not so sure how I feel about it

by TiTilda February 12, 2024

Frozen 3

The (at the moment) nonexistent sequel to Frozen and Frozen 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Usually used by pedophile cesspools to lure other pedophiles and get ya kids.

Jonathan likes to Frozen 3 kids honey......

by Zebboatstard April 23, 2021

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 14, 2017

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 01, 2015

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 09, 2018

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.

My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.

by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022