Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012

Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

by Loose Goose For King December 13, 2012

friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.

Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)

by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016

Friendly

A joint/spliff. A marijuana cigarette

Shall we spark a friendly?

by JeiNazz November 29, 2017

Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name

Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!

by Self_Hating_Narcississt May 31, 2018

Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022