Flags

A 'Flag' is a proverbial claim made by a male when he has had sexual interactions in a particular way with a female and that female has not had or experienced that particular act/position before with any other male.

Man, that dude is going to struggle to place flags on El, we boned in every way, shape and form possible.

Man, that guy is going to have to stoop to some borderline degenerate actions to claim flags on that girl.

I feel good man, I have totally flagged that girl. short of cumming in her ear while fingering her ass.. he is gonna struggle to lay flags.

by Themanwhoflagged February 16, 2013

flog a mega deadly roost

To leave somewhere that sucks, usually a party.

Dude, this is lame, lets flog a mega deadly roost.

by kennah October 3, 2004

Flagstone

The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).

Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?

Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.

Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.

Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.

Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.

Mom: Drink your barium dear.

Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!

by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010

Flin Flons

A fatty pork sausage, similar to the Toulouse sausage, popular in the prairies. Called the "Flin Flon Sausage" on Wikipedia, or just "Tolousers" or "French sausages" in other parts of the Prairies.

"ON THE BARBECUE," screamed the host wearing nothing but a novelty apron with a pair of large breasts displayed on the front, "ARE BURGERS, FLIN FLONS, AND BISON STEAKS, CAN YOU HANDLE IT!"

by prairiedreamcatcher101 July 30, 2016

flog

1. to beat with a rubber hose/tube- used in police stations on suspects who dont cooperate during an interrogation. (see flogging)
2. a cencor for the word "fuck"

1. "oh, son your heading towards a huge flogging tonight."
2. "argh! u flogging ash roll!"

by sigmund the dephacate June 23, 2006

flog

to give fellatio

I walked past the car, and she was flogging him in the backseat.

by CDS318 November 8, 2010

flogger

A guitarist disliked by middle-aged hair-metal enthusiasts and bedroom prog-rockers, because he/she does not employ--and may publicly disdain--flashy guitar solos. The term is applied regardless of compositional talent or actual technical proficiency. Use is generally restricted to Internet guitar discussion boards and occasional letters to the editor of magazines such as Guitar World.

Man, that Tom Morello is such a goddamn flogger. I think I'll go listen to Journey now and wait for the wife to bring the kids home from soccer practice.

by slacklyslight September 30, 2005