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first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.
"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous
by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011
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Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".
Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!
by izcool October 29, 2011
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First Hill

A hall at NCSSM that puts Windex in its water fountains. Full of weebs and virgins. The designers of campus knew these guys couldn't pull, even with an unsupervised tunnel connecting them to the girl halls.
Despite making up only 5% of the NCSSM population, First Hill drinks 100% of the Windex and lead on campus!
by UniGapers United September 2, 2019
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A day where byler fans (Will Byersx Mike Wheeler) can post many tiktok edits of them loving each other
Billy: Hey man it’s July First-National Byler day you gotta post that edit you made

Sam: Oh yeah man didn’t even realize doing it right now
by Pinkflamingos June 13, 2022
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Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail
Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period
by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016
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Ten of the queen's finest

Slang term for ten British pounds
or a ten pound note

It can also be used as a euphemism for sex
'Have you brought the money Chris?'
'Ten of the queen's finest'

'James gave her ten of the queen's finest last night'

'Phwooar I'd give her ten of the queen's finest'

'That will cost you ten of the queen's finest'
by albionist May 12, 2009
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first wank

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008
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