nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

hobbit feet

hairy ass fuckin feet

"holy shit, did you see Billdo's fuckin hobbit feet?"

by redbeard85 March 28, 2010

Slave Feet

term referring to why black people are so fast. They had to run to become free.

"Damn he ran the 400 in 40 seconds!!!" "He has them slave feet!!!!"

by BathroomSOAP February 15, 2008

HEB feet

HEB is a large grocery store chain across Texas and Mexico. If you were to do some grocery shoppin' barefoot, HEB feet is what your feet would look like when you were done. Is used to describe dirty feet in any scenario, but the term is derived from the barefoot grocery shoppin' experience.

Girl: Ew, you got HEB feet.
Guy: Hell yeah! I run with dogs!

by bobbo wilkes April 27, 2004

Feesh

f(ee)śh
The plural fish

Dude-bro 1: "Man yesterday at the aquarium did you see those feesh?"
Dude-bro 2: "aw yeah bro it was so sick just like them"

by TransTrash June 27, 2017

feeties

'De Feeties' is another way of saying 'feet'. More commonly used in tickling

"I'LL GET DE FEETIES!!"

by pseudonymious stopopolous November 11, 2013

pee feet

condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.

"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"

"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"

by h_plazzo February 6, 2010