Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.

Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

fackes

insult, meaning a very homosexual individual who overreacts to everything, taking great offense to small matters.

Quit being such a fackes, he wasn't even talking to you.

by Shinryuu2099 January 18, 2009

Ice Facial

While consuming a beverage, a clump of ice cubes crash into your face all at once. Usually happens after most of the liquid is gone, as the ice appears to be stable, yet the slightest change in angle blows a frozen load all over you.

In reaching the last of my iced tea, I tilted the glass too much and promptly received an ice facial.

by Mark A. Opfell November 22, 2007

Fack

A variation of fuck that you exclaim out loud in a questioning tone when something unfortunate, suprising, and/or stupid happens; a shortened "What the fuck ?!"

"FACK"

by G I N F U October 6, 2008

fackyap

a rude and quick way to tell someone to "shut the fuck up"

pronounced - fah kee yup

friends father: umm.. can you turn the music down?? im having a hard time concentrating on something that really doesnt fucking matter at all.

you: FACKYAP!!

friends father: excuse me??

you: nothing. we'll try to keep it down.

by slitfromeartoear March 20, 2006

Fackerjack

A swear word hobo's use when they loose an item of great value to them, namely beans to rival hobo's!

chester arrives back to his cardboard house under a bridge to realize his beans have been stolen, he then goes into a rave screaming fucking fackerjacks..i'll ave ya!

by TheMetal March 9, 2008

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010