Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

by Beeeej December 21, 2008

facebook

a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.

"call me mr. facebook, i can make your grades drop"
-to the tune of bedrock-

by seriousfacebookaddict101 July 17, 2010

Passive Facebook Terrorism

The act of interfacing various postings and privacy settings on one's own facebook page in a way that is designed to offend or otherwise upset specific people or groups of people likely to view those postings and having access that enables them to do so solely by virtue of the particular privacy settings at issue; also known as "counter-netstalking";

My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is totally and obviously netstalking me so I'm going to commit a little Passive Facebook Terrorism to put her in her place.

by Pandora0123 March 4, 2009

Facebook Bombshell

Finding out something incredible happened via Facebook. Leaves one in a state of disbelief.

"Dude! I didn't know that Mary and Bill were going out until I saw that Facebook Bombshell!"

"I just checked Facebook and saw that my girlfriend is pregnant. That was a Facebook Bombshell..."

"Turns out my dad is gay. That was Facebook Bombshell I wasn't prepared for."

by Xexeter September 21, 2009

Facebook DJ

When someone has nothing better to do than post links to music videos on their facebook status. It's even more annoying when they do it 10 times in a row.

Did you see Julio's Facebook status today? He thinks he is a Facebook DJ.

by Paragod218 October 1, 2010

facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Facebook Wingman

A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.

Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman

by Nex Solo March 29, 2011