Emptify

Derivative of empty
emp-uh-fahy
-verb (used with object), -fied, fying
1. To make empty; to become empty

1. I farted so the room would emptify.

2. When creepers come the mall, it emptifies.

by kfn8r March 2, 2010

empitome

word misspelled by a bigger douche than the douches he was defaming for spelling it epitomy.

Epitome is the word

Buddyroe360 is in fact the epitome of greatness.....Not the empitome

by Buddyroe360 May 6, 2010

Empornium

Noun: A really big porno store.

Superb's: The Bong and Porn Empornium

by Shrekie Poo March 10, 2012

Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

by just like honey June 5, 2021

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

by Kat November 25, 2004

Empty Barrel

The frase "Empty Barrel" first found in the writing a Plato later used by Shakespeare refers to a person who makes a lot of noise but has no substance.

Congresswoman Freda Wilson is an "Empty Barrel", like many politicians today.

by Freeamerican October 20, 2017

Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.

Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!

by chris wango December 26, 2005