A type of condition brought about by the forgetfulness associated with aging, No known cure is available for ElderBrain.
I was all set to take out the trash as the trash bin was getting full. But then, another thought caught my attention and I didn´t see how the trash was overflowing. This came about becuase of my damned ElderBrain!
by segorese August 31, 2023
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'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
Get the elder golden retriever husband mug.the fear of the game Elden Ring. Usually caused by PTSD from fighting a boss. You could say Kai Cenat has it aswell.
CaseOh : Dude, have you played the new Elden Ring game yet? It’s amazing!
Kai Cenat : No, after trying 1000 times to defeat the end boss, I’ve gotten a phobia of the game. Due to the game I have PTSD and eldenringphobia.
Kai Cenat : No, after trying 1000 times to defeat the end boss, I’ve gotten a phobia of the game. Due to the game I have PTSD and eldenringphobia.
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Get the elder rape mug.Whoever this girl is DON'T LOSE HER she is one of the best creatures in this world, she's smart but doesn't show it. She's got mood swings sometimes but her humor is AMAZINGGGG. She will make your day in whatever way you want. You can trust her and tell her all your shit. But if she isn't trust worthy don't hate her she probably has a lot going on in her life. Because some people act out what they hate happening to their life. Anyways her song taste is so SUNDAY MOOD!! All you gotta do is keep her because she is a true one! (boys open your ears) You'd never regret meeting her matter of fact you'd thank god. By her name I beg you treat her and spend your moments with her before it turns to a memory!!
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