Das Dumper

the alternate french porno movie version of the movie "Das Boot"

the freakin movie

by jay caron May 8, 2003

Drummer

someone who hangs out with musicians.

All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...

dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.

Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.

Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.

Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.

Drummer:...

Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.

*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*

Drummer: What is it?

Guitarist: Does it matter?

by bornless May 23, 2009

drummer

The worst and most insulting insult ever. Drummer is used as a word to describe the most stupid, most retarted, most unimportant humans and/or living things that ever existed.

Person A: Oh my gosh did you just run into a parked car?
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...

by Renji MB August 4, 2008

drummer

a drummer is the backbone of a band but always thinks he is the best person in the hole world because he thinks he has talent
and he is always a dickhole

a, hey do you know john
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer

by nobodys cool April 10, 2009

drummer

a person who hangs out with musicians. this species is very easy to stereotype.

A: You know what you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
B: No, what?
A: A drummer!

by Inspiratron January 10, 2008

dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

by weaver October 14, 2003

drummer

A drummer is a guy who hangs around with musicians.

two people after a gig

Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?

The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!

by happyslapper January 3, 2008