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steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.
Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.
by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021
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Swag on Deck

The ability to captivate someone with both personality and style!
by Franklin Lawrence 2 July 23, 2010
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on deck

on deck is generally used to discribe somebody whos prepared, and has weed
-I need to get faded.

-Talk to Jay, hes always on deck!
by alex June 18, 2006
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Double Decker

The act of taking a shit while another is sitting on your lap and shitting simultaneously between your legs.
Perry and Carl both had to shit but only one toilet was available so they performed a double decker.
by gvanasse32 February 25, 2013
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deck

A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.
6. A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.
Joe decked that boy just because the boy stole Joe's pokemon card.
by Denny Tang February 11, 2003
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upper decker

the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness
i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom!
by darby krow February 13, 2010
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crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 8, 2003
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