Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010

Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

douchebagito

A son (or daughter: douchebagita) of a douchebag or douchebaguette. A kid you is a clearly on their way of becoming just like their douchebag parents...

Lil Johnny is exactly like his father. What a Douchebagito!!!

Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!

by ziggyzigman May 18, 2009

Douchebaggetry

Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.

I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.

by DAHL January 5, 2011

Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag

look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!

by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011

Douchebog

A congregation of douchebags in a concentrated area.

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.

by Powergoat May 13, 2011

douchebagify

to modify your appearance and/or possessions so it is apparent that you are a douche bag

that Volkswagen with the ugly ass body-kit is very douchebagified (past tense of douchebagify)

by pseudonympseudonymmmm7mmmmm7 May 18, 2011