dork-a-muss

A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.

1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss
by Suechan January 24, 2007
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Ork Dork

A derogitory term for an orchestra member in school. It is along the lines of "band geek."
"Hey shut the hell up you, band geek!"

"You have no room to talk, Ork Dork, go suck a cow's face!"
by Snotty McGoo January 26, 2005
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Dork Ass

One that scrogs wales in the anus
"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"
by Midget Wonder February 03, 2003
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dork's ass

The ass of a dork, making being a dork's ass worse than a dork.
My brother got busted getting high. What a dork's ass!
by ATM April 08, 2005
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Disneyland Dork

1.) The 40+ year-old man you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing "Grumpy" apparel, tube socks, a Disney hat, and high shorts. Mustache, backpack, and sunglasses optional.

2.) The 40+ year-old woman you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing Disney Park clothing, a fanny pack, and a form of Disney headwear. Glasses, backpack, and bad hair optional.

3.) That jerk at Disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a Disney Forum.

4.) The guy who writes "Park Peeves" online.
"So, should I bring my special Disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?"

"Please refrain from being a Disneyland Dork today."
by XavierDavies June 26, 2009
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Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.
Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.
by EMPOWR February 03, 2010
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Orca dork

1. (noun) An Orca whale's penis
2. (noun) A name to call someone who is a complete douchebag
1. Look at the size of that Orca Dork!
2. Quit talking shit about my mom you Orca Dork.
by BawsHawg July 31, 2011
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