Doorknob

a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!

someone,"you suck!"
you,"shut up, doorknob!"

by pop-n-fresh April 21, 2006

dookie

A log of feces with bits of food and other organic substances.

Wow that man must've had an awsome meal, thats one big dookie

by Tom Malone June 17, 2005

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013

Dookiephone

The opposite of a bananna phone.

FUCK BANANNA PHONE! I'M gonna USE THE DOOKIE!

by Squall April 28, 2005

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007

Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.

Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too

by MobertJones November 3, 2010

Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011