dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

dookie dibbler

A man who plays a lot of fortnite and never wipes them shit out of his asshole and let’s it get crusty. He is notorious for putting the shit on his fingers and smelling it, maybe even wiping the shut across the top of his mouth.

“Wow Diego you’re such a DOOKIE DIBBLER. You need to clean that shitty doodoo poopy dookie out of your ass”

by Doodoo poopy boy May 11, 2022

dookie pusher

Man inserting penis into a man's rectum.

Man I think he's gay, heard he's a dookie pusher.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022