Definitions by hehehe_idontlikekiwi
dookie midget
basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
dookie midget by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
hot topic
gay ass dykes go here and probably have some meth, weed, crack, you name it. they probably try to act all "edgy" and "depressed" to seem all emo, when in reality they are soft as my cock. they are also probably only gay for the trend.
hot topic by hehehe_idontlikekiwi April 5, 2022