Dodging

The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.

My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.

by Meepmorpzorp March 7, 2022

DODGE-master

Beastmaster, PIMPimal, Beastimal

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master

by paulimal September 28, 2003

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

by The marvel god September 17, 2022