Dingdong ditch

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.

Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014

meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

by sauer power August 9, 2006

ditch life

something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.

*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*

bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"

by DLMASTER2 June 7, 2009

rectum discharge

When you are pushing out a fart u discharge fecal out of ur ass

holy shit man that waz a big rectum discharge

by charney December 6, 2003

Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Ditchknob

A name you call someone when they say something downright idiotic.

idiotic person: dude, i found a 15 dollar bill yesterday

response: you're a ditchknob

by iliketodanse December 2, 2010

Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020