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hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.
Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.
by alpha nfi December 27, 2008
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Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.
He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.
by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010
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palomitas de maíz disorder

I think I suffer from palomitas de maíz disorder. When I go shopping and see Zebra popcorn, my heart skips a beat. I cannot get enough popcorn.
by leshen25 March 27, 2011
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Multiple Curiosity Disorder

Being too curious for one's own good. One who is easily distracted. One who has lots of ideas and unfinished projects. Never bored.
They thought she had A.D.H.D. but found out it was just 'multiple curiosity disorder'. There isn't medication for that.
by Daily Poetics January 22, 2011
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Post Lesbian Stress Disorder

When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
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Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.
Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"
by Smitty the man December 27, 2011
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PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.
My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.
by nygeek September 19, 2013
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