ditches

A group combined of bitches and douches.

One might use this phrase while refering to their highschool classmates, or their co-workers; occasionally used while under a slight intoxication.

"God, our school is full of ditches."

by remchic27 February 8, 2010

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

ditcher

ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

Ditch Bitch

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

by Trepticon May 14, 2020

bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

ditch

Ditching from school, often to do drugs.

Dude: Lets ditch.
Dude2: i got the weed.

by JoeSwanson77 February 29, 2008