dicklejon

an over-worked storm trooper

dude, that beast is a dicklejon now, give him a rest

by martay March 5, 2003

dickleheiker

Generally an ambiguously gay person. Hikes on dicks.

Woa! Dude! What a dickleheiker!

by the man January 13, 2005

Darklette

When you smack your (if male and/or 'other') penis on a bald mans head.

Hey, I just gave that guy a Darklette.

by stgadfgadf July 30, 2006

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

Dickle popper

When a woman tells other about a mans small penis as a dickle is a small penis.

Thanks to that dickle popper I'll never get another date.

by fluffernut July 8, 2010

dinklebomb

A nice way of calling someone an idiot, with assurance that they will have no idea what you mean. If they ask, it means "I love you."

Grandpa called me a dinklebomb again! He says it means "I love you" but I'd have to be a dinklebomb to believe that...

by ehog May 6, 2010

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010