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Polish Deuce

The standard haircut for all males over the age of one month in Poland and the only hairstyle for men taught in Polish Cosmetology schools. A Polish Deuce is given by using a number 2 clipper setting, cutting the entire head, and putting at least one knick/bald spot in the back of the head.
Look at McQuades hair- That dude is going native Polish. His hair was so long and stylish, now he has a Polish Deuce.
by Cosmetic Cobbler April 7, 2011
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Deuce and a half

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.
Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C
by FFProbie November 5, 2007
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Deuce and a Quarter

The Old-School definition refers to the classic Buick Electra 225, a sports yaht on wheels.

More modernly however, Deuce and a Quarter is a general term for a Land Yaht with a curb weight of roughy 2 1/4 tons.
Deuce and a Quarter
Notable Exaples:

Cadillac Fleetwood

Lincoln Town Car

Lincoln MK V

Mercury Grand Marquis
by Xg-Raven August 9, 2007
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deuce

I ate a couple Crystal burgers and now I gotta drop a deuce!
by grtlf January 29, 2009
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Deuce

Deuce is a 50's slang term for any of the Ford Model B vehicles and most commonly used as a nickname for the 1934 coupe. Many know it best from the Beach Boys' 1963 hit Little Deuce Coupe but the car was also featured years later in George Lucas' film American Graffiti.
Ever wonder what Bruce Springsteen meant when he referred to a "deuce" in his hit song Blinded by the Light?
by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006
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Deuce

Someone who believes that they are always right, no matter what. They posses an absurdly narcissistic view that in any conversation they always see the whole picture while no one else does, therefore they posses an inability to engage in rational, meaningful and open debate.

Never openly accept an invitation into discussion with these people, as circular conversation will ensue, and you will most likely end up feeling like a paddle ball, going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, ad infinitum.
"I don't bother saying anything unless I know what I'm saying is factually correct. If no one can offer me an outlook I haven't already considered, then no, there is no reason not to dismiss another's arguments. A Deuce is always right, no matter what other viewpoints are presented."
by qube808 June 12, 2009
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