Derp

If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

by NOT a derp August 7, 2010

Derp

Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome"

"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"

"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"

"Derp you!!"

by JvMarsh November 20, 2011

Jihad a derkhead

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.

why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

dephrenn

A human i think that has a big popularity in a discord server that makes a chat freakout when he is online

truly a gamer moment something i could tear up to over and over again i cry every time it happens and it is truly awesome its like when the clock hits 12 on new years it is something i will scream at the sight a scream of joy something that when it comes it is like seeing him after 12 years it is a sight all must be at because it is truly epic to see dephrenn is online

by Dio420 January 15, 2020

Herpa derp

Visible, oral Herpes on a hood rat (hoodrat can be either female or male, as long as the person has participated in hoodrat like activities).

"That bitch Liz got the herpa derp from daniel."

by El Libertine March 22, 2010

king of derp

an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says DERP. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles, CA, named Michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on April 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.

"Hey have you heard of that michael guy?"
"Oh yeah the current king of derp!"
"yeah thats him"
"what a derptastic person

by theanswerman147 October 18, 2011

herp derp

A state of being ridiculously high off of marijuana so much so that you see shimmering and may hallucinate. Can be used simply to express being very high though.
Can be shortened to HD for use in code.

Are you herp derp yet?

by babslovesbeinhd November 6, 2010