definition

something that never gets fucking published cause of "editors"

John:"My definition didn't get published."
Dave:"I know! Mine was perfectly fucking fine."
John:"They won't accept this one I bet."

by fuckiswrongwiththeditorshere July 27, 2020

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by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

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by optimus_87_ca June 26, 2004

Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

Glenn's Definition of Sleeping with a Girl

girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40

Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."

by alltopje February 11, 2008

swag or swagg (the real definition)

HIP HOP's Minister Of Information:
Professor Griff (Public Enemy)
Says:

saying to someone that he got swag
is a cool way of saying he's cute.
its a word to feminize hiphop.

the term for someonse style or type of clothing
is Fly or Flava.

(hey looking fly!!!! or: you got flava!!!)

the pricinple of swag or swagg (the real definition) is simply this:

that pants you wear "got swag" brother!

means:
that pants you wear "looks cute on you" brother!

by Be Loyal August 5, 2012