Gender critical

A fancy phrase terfs use for transphobia.

"Joanne says she's gender critical, but she's just a transphobic fuck."

"I'm gender critical, leave me be!!!!! I can invalidite your identity however I want!!1"

by Jordan Pilgrim August 31, 2021

critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.

Remember that guy I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.

by MountMan December 11, 2008

clitter critter

The vigerous motions of flicking the tongue repeatedly to bring about climax on a woman's clitoris

Aaron uses his clitter critter to please multiple partners sexually.

by aankie April 21, 2007

Critical ass

The point at which critical mass of the ass is reached, prompting one to immediately find a bathroom and empty contents of said ass; esp. problematic for the work dumper who would rather get paid to defecate but instead has to take care of business before leaving the house.

Graham: I reached critical ass this morning and was 20 mins late to work.

John: Critical what?

by Grahamfw December 7, 2011

critsit

Critical Situation

When you call Microsoft Premier support, you get a lot faster resolution if they mark the incident as a critsit

by yote October 20, 2008

gender critical

A euphemism for transphobic. Not to be confused with being critical of gender, which many trans people are.

The gender critical forum spends all day engaging in targeted harassment of trans people

by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022

Crittersniffer

A grown man,assumingly around the ages of 50-70, who lives in your woods and find little animals and gives them a quick smell and gets off to it

Hey man, I think I saw the crittersniffer last night with a raccoon.

That crittersniffer sure is my vote for congressman.

by Jod March 11, 2004