A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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The values of City Conservatives are also often more pragmatic and internal. For example, a city conservative would not voice total opposition to abortion, or shame those who have one, they just would not get one themselves. It is an evolution of the ‘silent majority’ analogy in US politics whereby pragmatic conservatives who want a stable family, a secure job, moral value and a love of country do not want to be placed in the same box as MAGA republicans.
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