trio-conservatism 

A more formal designation for the socio-economic blending of corporate, fiscal and social conservatism that now typifies the so-called "tea Party" movements in the United States.

Sarah Palin and Dick Armey are two of the nation's more prominent personalities that advocate for smaller government, lower taxes, fewer social entitlements, and other tenets of trio-conservatism.

trio-conservatism by shoqvalue April 19, 2010

compassionate conservatism 

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.

If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

compassionate conservatism by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006

conservitive 

A conservative who can't spell.

If he's a conservitive then I'm the winner of the spelling bee.

conservitive by Eddy Robinson August 28, 2006

Conservatidiot 

N.

1. A person who uses their conservative politics as an excuse for not thinking.

2. A person of conservative bent who is incapable of thought.

"Today's conservatidiot is not like the conservatives of old, who distorted facts to serve their own arguments. At least they had facts. And arguments."

"A conservatidiot knows that a fact is a liberal conspiracy, a tea bag is a philosophy, and a parrot is a patriot."

Conservatidiot by Maddie B June 10, 2012

conservapiercing

A tiny piercing on the side of the nose that generally holds a small stud to make it as invisible as possible. These sorts of piercings are only owned by people who want to feel edgy and internally liberal while simultaneously avoiding more visible and large piercings because they still want to hypocritically hate people with piercings.

Judy: Do you guys like my new piercing?

Steve: Where is- oh, on your nose?

Judy: Yeah, isn't it awesome?

Andrew: Why didn't you just pierce your lip? Lip rings are awesome.

Judy: Ew, that's a freakish emo girl piercing. I'm sophisticated.

Steve: You're not edgy, and your conservapiercing is ugly. Make it a nosering and redeem your fucking pride already.

conservapiercing by lightfirewithfire November 17, 2010

cuntservatives 

The G.O.P legislature that is opposed to cannabis legalization.

In Pennsylvania, efforts to legalize recreational marijuana are hampered by the cuntservatives in the House and Senate.

cuntservatives by LooooLOOO February 15, 2021

Coomservative 

A combination of the words, coomer and conservative. A Coomservative is an anime or gaming fan that holds conservative or anti-liberal views while constantly defending the sexual nature of girls in anime or gaming including lolis. This type of fan will also go on a tirade about sexual censorship in gaming or anime especially if a Western release of the product is different than the original Japanese release. Coomservatives are often seen on Twitter, 4chan boards like /v/ and /a/, or Reddit subs like r/KotakuinAction.

Person 1: Wow, I can't believe Nintendo of America censored that girl's cleavage in the Western release. The SJWs must be at it again in their efforts to ruin games.
Person 2: You only focus on whether video game girls are naked or not while engaging in the cultural wars. You must be a Coomservative.

Coomservative by justmichael February 25, 2023