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Conservative Racism

Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
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Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.

Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.

Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
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Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."
by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
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Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024
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Conservative Rating Fallacy

The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.

Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.

Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."

Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.

Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
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Conservatives

People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around
-Have you heard of what conservatives are planning?
-Nothing smart that's for sure
by MadeYaLookLol May 24, 2023
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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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