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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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Myth-conception

1. The intentional ignorance of facts and outright statements of intention in lieu of what the media and other misinforming sources have convinced one to believe without hard evidence.

2. Widely held and promoted conceptualizations that have no basis in reality when hard evidence is analyzed.
True universal health care reform as the basis for the actual health care bill is a gross myth-conception propagated in general by masses of sheeple.

The Divinity implicit in nature has been brushed aside by those with the myth-conception that Creationism only entails myth-information unrelated to science.
by coffeetalk March 24, 2010
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Non-Concept

An expression used to describe when someone comes up with a terrible, poorly thought out cliche idea or concept usually for games, books and film.
Guy1: Dude I got an idea for a film.
Guy2: Oh geez, Here we go again.
Guy1: No, dude it's so cool! It's about a guy who creates a bunch of robots to help him fight an alien invasion.
Guy2: Are you fucking serious, dude shut up! That's such a Non-Concept.
Guy1: But it's so cool!
Guy2: No, no it's not.
by _DICKtionary_ December 7, 2019
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These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone
Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Concept salad

When someone mixes unrelated concepts together in a bizarre attempt to prove a point or win support for their argument. (A variation of logical fallacy.)
Rape is non concentual, and so is aborting a child. Therefore abortion is rape. (This is a concept salad)
by hamshanks August 20, 2020
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Cochella

Somebody that is cold and needs Sean van der Walt to warm her up
Eg. I am so cochella ryt now
by Vanderwalt June 4, 2016
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cochechuanalana

a girls cooter or vaginl are
yo look at that girls crusty cocheuanalana
by phill May 13, 2005
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