Rolling Cluster Fuck

Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.

On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.

Rolling Cluster Fuck by Jervns January 21, 2009

Branching Cluster Fuck 

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

Branching Cluster Fuck by Namuna June 16, 2011

orgasmic-cluster-fuck 

Orgasmic-cluster-fuck is when a female has so many orgasms that she becomes numb and has no sence of her surroundings. She looses all knowledge of where she is, what she is, or who she is for at least several minutes.

orgasmic-cluster-fuck is multiple orgasms during sex and or during a threesome

orgasmic-cluster-fuck by mommaE September 18, 2013

Clipsterfuck 

An event or place that is overcrowded with hipsters.

(it's a combination of the words "clusterfuck" and "hipster")

Christine said that the concert in Brooklyn was a total clipsterfuck. No surprise there....

Clipsterfuck by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009

clucksterfuck

A term referring to a clusterfuck of birds, or any avian species; originated on Saturday Night Live. Most commonly used for birdstrikes.

Okay, were approaching a 10-4 turn towards Jersey and-- were having engine failure. With all these geese in the air, it must of been a clucksterfuck. We're going in the Hudson. KABOOSH!

clucksterfuck by Pecansarenuts September 20, 2009

clusterfrack 

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

clusterfrack by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

Clusterfunk

A series of unpleasant events that escalade into a huge problem totally blown out of perportion.

"yo, did you hear about the fight last night?"

"yeah, What started that?"

"oh man dont even get me started, it was just a huge clusterfunk"

Clusterfunk by Eoghan Dillon January 9, 2009