Cloe 

Cloe is the most amazing and beautiful girl ever. She has an amazing personality, a heart of gold and is really loving. She puts everyone else before herself. She can always bring a smile to your face in the most difficult times. She loves everyone dearly even if no one gives her love in return. She is a real cunny funt and likes to joke and be a smart ass. Her laid back personality and her positive attitude along with her gorgeousness makes her the best girlfriend ever. If you’re lucky enough to win her over always make time for her and show her love back.

Boy: holy shit have you seen that new girl
Girl: yeah that’s cloe, she’s in my hsie class, she’s a cunny funt

Cloe by Your boy❤️❤️ July 31, 2018

Closet Gamer 

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

Closet Gamer by Mikee011 September 1, 2008

POOL'S CLOSED 

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

POOL'S CLOSED by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006

Closed Species 

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020

Closet Party

GAY FUN TIME. THE ACT OF CLOSETED HUMANS PARTYING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A CLOSET. FORCED TO COME OUT INTO HOMOPHOBIC WORLD DUE TO CLAUSTROPHOBIA.. ALL GAYS ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ITS A TRUE FACT M8...

GAY: IM STRAIGHT LOL JUST HAVING A CLOSET PARTY
FURRY: SAME

Closet Party by Shakers Whisk April 19, 2017

Closest person to you 

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

Closest person to you by Created from love February 11, 2019

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

Wood closet by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018