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Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.
Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?
by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010
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Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
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im learning

A sarcastic response to a local surfer after snaking or burning them on a wave
Local: “Did you just burn me on that wave?!”

Kook: “Im learning!”
by Shellsurfer69 March 21, 2021
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Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.
OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!
by Mati May 18, 2006
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Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.
"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"
by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009
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cleaning

(v) Killing. What a "Cleaner" does.
I am sorry, we cannot take your contract at this moment our Cleaner is out cleaning and will return for more bullets later
by hitman-47 February 24, 2009
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cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.
Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.
by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006
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