cheese plug

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010

cheetohead

Cheetohead: Chee-toe-hed (n), Someone whose cognitive dissonance is so strong in their support of Donald J. Trump, that you suspect they are feeding from his teets. Not to be confused with Cheeseheads, which are Green Bay Packers fans. #Cheetohead

Bryan still thinks Trump isn't a piece of shit. What a fuckin' cheetohead.

by ParadoxicalOutlaw December 30, 2019

cheetos kid

an annoying idiotic person that cannot seem to shut the hell up.

man you know that scott kid, he's a real cheetos kid.

by elmiyagi February 5, 2007

beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009

you cheese me

You upset me or piss me off

Yo you cheese me dawg

by YogirlDa May 21, 2018

cheek retractor

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

by Power Team November 5, 2009

Cheerioing

The process of licking a cheerio (cereal) and sticking them to the face of someone sleeping. It can also be done by crushing the cheerios into a powder, wetting the sleeping persons face, and sprinkling the powder on to it.

Guy 1: hey lets cheerio jon
Guy 2: ya sure, cheerioing is so much fun

by RedJoe 55 December 16, 2011