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The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006
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Catholic Church

One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.
Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.

Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
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Chauchy

An adjective to describe a person who is completely preoccupied by their personal possessions and identifies their status purely by the size of their city-driven, over embellished, environment destroying Dodge Ram or rice mobile.

Word orgin: "Happy Days" character
That guy is so chauchy driving around the city like he owns the 'effin road!
by Heather OfTheGardens July 30, 2008
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Church

To agree with when someone speaks the truth. Can be used in place of word.
"Man, work freaking BLOWS!"
-"Church"
by Dtmoore19 January 17, 2008
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fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!
by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
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Ward Churchill

A horrid, myopic — and utterly stupid — ivory-tower radical professor at the University of Colorado who — deservedly — caught heat from many sources for comparing the victims of the September 11th attacks to Adolf Eichmann, the chief of the Jewish office of the Nazi Gestapo and the man who implemented the "Final Solution" during the Holocaust, in an essay. In the same essay he belittles peaceful activists who protested the Iraq war. This was widely interpreted as a justification for the 9/11 attacks and justly decried.

There is NEVER a moral justification for harming, attacking, or killing civilians who are not involved in combat, be they American, Iraqi, British, or what have you. Disapproval over a country's foreign policy is never a green light to intentionally murder its people, and the fact that Churchill applauds the deaths of innocents because they were American is what is repellant about him and his essay.

Not to mention that despite his anarchist, anti-capitalist, anti-military/industrial-complex rantings, Churchill makes $100,000 a year — more than many of the poor immigrants who washed dishes at Windows on the World — owns a three-bedroom house in Boulder, Colorado; and drives five (!) different motor vehicles, including two pickup trucks. Anyone with any sense, conservative, liberal, or other, should have the intelligence to see this man for what he really is: a fraud and a self-righteous hypocrite.
"Professor" Churchill, keep your damn mouth shut and stop giving liberals in this country a bad name.
by Liberal Centrist March 27, 2005
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