Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

clank

to smell really bad, especially regarding body odour

Maurice is seriously clanking today - he must have forgotten to put deodorant.

by jellycakes November 1, 2006

Clankerdorf

Micker aka Mick aka McPoo

"Shut up micker you Clankerdorf"

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

chank

A person with an unusually lumpy head.

Alex: Maren, your such a chank. Look how bumpy your head is. Natalie, you gotta feel this.

by Mareeenn :) December 17, 2008

canked

An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.

Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?

by jdiggy July 26, 2006

CANKELISM

The growth of muscle or fatty deposit that has given the effect of the ankle being disintegrate. A characteristic or peculiar feature or trait.

Dang, that boy in those booty shorts has cankelism diseas.

by Cankelsupporterylp November 1, 2003

Chankle

A woman who's oblong figure begins at the chin and ballons out coming together at the ankles once again.

A woman who's figure resembles a python that swallowed a chicken.

Jeff: Damn dude, Snookie has a crazy Chankle.

Doug: No dude. She's a Chankelotamous queen.

by So_calguys August 13, 2012