Caucroach

An extremely detestable white person, usually of European descent. Similar to cockroaches, they are plagues to society and abhorrent creatures no one wants in their home. Subcategories of this species may include school shooters, sex offenders, meth users, sociopathic criminals, anonymous internet trolls, racists and average Tom MacDonald fans.

Man #1: "I think it's racist darkies can say the N word but we can't. Don't you think so, brother?"
Man #2 (thinking): What is it about me that keeps attracting these annoying-ass caucroaches?

by AmericanPsychoChristianBate November 15, 2023

Caucasian Whip

A party game where a group of 15+ men gather around a towel and lather it in their semen. after being lathering their semen into it they all get into in a line taking turns whipping a woman. you get more points the closer you get to her asshole; this is determined by the semen left from the whip.

Yo dude is there going to be Caucasian Whip and your house welcoming party this weekend?

by carbon.if November 15, 2023

Caucasiate

To be an overbearing, arrogant person who conquers and subjugates half the world but begin to portray yourself as a compassionate social justice warrior once the inexorableness of your civilisational decline becomes apparent to you, in a bid to minimise the shame of being overtaken by those you once dominated. Traits associated with caucasiating individuals include a propensity for virtue-signalling and a lack of adherence to logical principles.

*playing CS:GO*
Mike: Ha I’m 12/4 you noob
Sam: …
12 rounds later

Mike: Shit I haven’t got a kill in 12 rounds and now I’m 12/16
Sam: Noob now I’m 17/4
Mike: Hey stop using hate speech
Sam: You really trying to caucasiate now?
Flaccid piece of shit

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Caucacity

1) An undeserved, inflated sense of self-importance. 2) Attempting to appear to relate to the underprivileged despite no attempt to actually do so.

Typically expressed by contributing nothing of value or interest during the Q&A portion of an otherwise insightful discussion.

"I don't have a question so much as a statement..." proceeds to embarrass oneself with caucacity

by BohdieBubbles December 3, 2023

Caucus Catcher 4000

The Caucus Catcher 4000 is the latest cutting edge technology in penile hunting. It offers a vast improvement from it's predecessor, the "cock clamp" as well as the original "cock claw" this is the base model with no attachments, and as you can see no problem scooping up that wet willy. Just remember to "clean it" before you "cream it". Nice cock!

I need to get rid of my Cock Claw, the Caucus Catcher 4000 is way better.

by Person2.1416 December 21, 2023

Caucroach

The pale white subhuman creatures whose eminence at the world stage arose after they succeed in infesting almost all corners of the known world by being sea nomads.

Eg: These Caucroaches were mud hut dwellers before the brown religion Christianity elevated them and the lands of browns funded them.

by Moreneo March 6, 2024

Caucasian Smile

The smile that a caucasian male typically renders upon making eye contact with a stranger. This typically includes a head nod as well.

Can be considered a sign of mutual respect.

I was waiting in line at the DMV and upon making eye contact with the man waiting behind me, he gave me the typical Caucasian Smile".

by MrSweetFace April 25, 2024