Carrot bush 

A person with red hair. A ginger. Speckled with copious amounts of freckles on the skin, as well as equipped with a Jew Fro and very pale skin tone.

Ralph, the predominant carrot bush of the ginger herd, grew up in a lonely household, as a stepchild in a dysfunctional family.

Carrot bush by Dick Shanary March 4, 2010

Ninja Carrot 

A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.

Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!

Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."

Ninja Carrot by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009

carrot cunt 

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

carrot cunt by facadie September 28, 2007

baby carrot

An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.

baby carrot by Kevind1207 August 17, 2006

carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

carrot by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003

carrot in the mayonnaise 

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

carrot in the mayonnaise by John McTumling August 24, 2017

Carrot Gang 

The better version of the Gucci gang. It is a group of individuals who promote eating vegetables and fighting moths. Based in central Florida

Bethanne: "I have a serious moth problem in my back yard!"
Matthew: "Dont worry, the Carrot gang is on the way!"

Carrot Gang by Yardi B August 6, 2019