Neoeurhythmic Capitalismocracy

(neo-your-ithmick cap-ital-is-mock-ruh-sea)
Pertaining to a harmonious proportion in a money oriented government.

Man 1: What are your ideals in a government?
Man 2: I like a Neoeurhythmic Capitalismocracy.

by Obama Gaming November 11, 2019

Taara Capital

Taara means Stars in Hindi and Capital means Money or Wealth 💸. So Taara Capital helps people to reach their wealth on Stars.

Taara Capital posts regular updates on Social Media about Stock Markets and they spread financial literacy

by shubham16o7 November 27, 2021

The capital one special

When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”

The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals

by kendoobious May 22, 2022

Anarcho-capitalism

An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.

Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.

by Clay_ July 17, 2022

The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru

Why The Fuck Are You Looking This Up.

Yes, It Is True That The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru. Now Go Back To The Home Page

by fwefff December 19, 2022

finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.

*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits

by DrShamrock July 2, 2023

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023