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Computer face 

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

synonymous with TV face
My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.

TV face blank stare dead eyes
Computer face by InsaneAZN22 July 24, 2010
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Computer Bitch 

Someone who has no life and can't go for 5 minutes without some kind of technology. (PS3, PSP, XBOX, Computer, etc.....) (Cell phones don't count)
They always think they're a badass cuz they get the high score but they've never got an ounce of pussy in their lifetime.
They think they're sweet cuz they can hack shit.
Usually really skinny mommas boys that have midget dicks.
Ben: I heard Eric plays the X BOX so much he never left the house for 2 weeks.

Cody: What a computer bitch.
Computer Bitch by Cheezeball4.20 February 21, 2011

computer programmer 

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

computer nerd 

A style. i think only for guys tho. never seen one in real life or in the imaginary world
computer nerd by M4W March 19, 2009

computer whore 

someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer
"scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore

computer ketchup 

Exactly What it looks like
This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.
computer ketchup by Me October 13, 2003

Computer Nazi 

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.
Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.
Computer Nazi by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004