Milk Boxing

The process of using a straw to suck out the semen from any bodily orphice.

"Dude it was badass, last night i had a 3-some, and when we finshed i thought the chicks were 69ing, but they were milk boxing dude!"

by rhoadsnake June 25, 2008

Boxing

An excellent sport that requires much conditioning, quick thought, footwork, and ambition (heart). Can and will defeat anyone that trains with katas and board breaking. Shovel your krotty somewhere else.

Satus, you suck. A hug? It's called a clinch, and it's only a quick way to get a rest. Let's face it, you would too if you spent the last five rounds giving and receiving shovel hooks. Additionally, there's a ton of different punches, and if you don't like to dodge stuff, you can take it in the face instead. (twss warning) There have been many records of boxers defeating TKD and Karate practitioners,(BJJ has problems closing) and doubtless you would go down rather quickly yourself. Punch Drunk only happens to stupid people, and the sport requires a ton of thought and strength.

Person #1: Wow. Look at that guy boxing!
Person #2: He sure kicks ass.
Person #3: Indeed. I'm signing up for classes myself.
Persons #s 1+2: Cool.

by Anonymous9930 June 27, 2008

hot boxing

Masturbating in a porta-john, porta-pooper, shit-house, etc. in Iraq or any other desert location. The sun's heat in these areas is multiplied by the trapped air in the porta-john.

I just saw First Sergeant go into the shitter with a porno, I think he's hot boxing in there.

by TooLongInIraq May 25, 2006

juice boxing

When you throw-up and keep it in your mouth, and then swallow it back down.

Juice boxing: present tense
Juice boxed: past tense

Ex 1: "Greg drank so much, he was juice boxing before he could get to the toilet to throw up"

Ex 2: "Oh my god dude, that was so gross I just juice boxed."

by rogue maverick August 1, 2011

Hot boxing

Having sex with several people at a time. (Colorado)

Having rough sex so much that windows steam up and the room gets super heated. (Northern California)

Smoking so much weed that the room becomes filled with smoke. (Southern California)

We were totally hot boxing with this lesbo couple at the party.

Let's hot box the car baby.

We got so high...like we totally hot boxed the place.

by Pusssy destroyer 6969 May 25, 2014

boxing

A recent phenomenon where teenage girls hide cellular phones in their panties to avoid them being confiscated in schools where the use of such devices has been banned. In a few extreme cases, the phones have actually been inserted into the vagina. Also known as "pinking", "clamming" or "cooching"

Steve: Fuck man, ever since the administration banned cells in school, Tiffany's been boxing my phone in every day...she's so fucking awesome...

Dave: Damn, I wish I had a chick who would be cool with pinking my PDA....

Larry: If her cooch was big enough to stuff your PDA in, with your tiny dick, fucking her would be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

Dave: Fuck you man, at least she wouldn't be cooching every other guy's "phones" like your bitch.

Steve: Uh, we're still talking about phones in pussies, right?

Dave/Larry: Shut the fuck up, dude.

by TheRob October 22, 2007

boxing

The art of one woman battering her box vagina against another womans box in a mohammnad ali style.

Boxing can also be done without gloves (ie no protection).

"...I walked into the room and two women were on the bed boxing with their gloves off."

by vernon190374 June 12, 2007