counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013

banana boner

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.

The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!

by Darren Key July 6, 2005

I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

by obindustries1 February 3, 2010

pop a boner

to develop a penile erection

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009

Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009

giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011

jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008