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Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.
Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.

Stu: That's hot dude! With who?

Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
bondage by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
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Benedick 

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?
Benedick by Comi March 23, 2009

danny bonadeucey

Code word for defecation as to not let all personnel present know your intentions of dropping a "deuce"
Hey Bro, Danny Bonadeucey. Be right back.
danny bonadeucey by Brian Ferry November 28, 2007

bondage pads 

football pads with straps resembling those that you would see in some kinky bondage film.
"bondage pads are better then regular pads" said jimmy.
bondage pads by niggasense September 8, 2005

Bondation 

Originated from Russian.

Referring to someone stupid.

Made up by a 6-year-old.

(Bon-da-shon)
Friend you are such a Bondation!
Bondation by LeBron Akmed November 21, 2011

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.
Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

Benedryl Hangover

The effect felt the morning after taking Benedryl or other OTC drug containing diphenhydramine such as Unisom or Tylenol PM in order to induce or aid sleep. Symptoms include inability to wake up, sleeping through alarm clocks, grogginess, stiff neck, loss of memory, and general irritability. There is no known cure.
"I was late to work, I couldn't drive until I worked off this benedryl hangover"

"Dude, after all that Unisom you downed last night, I'm surprised you are still alive!"
"Uuuunnnnggghhhh."