bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018

brucehawk

The worlds biggest simp

Did you know that Brucehawk tried to simp for my mom!!

by Purple alien May 15, 2020

Bruceball

When a team sits back, does absolutely fuck for 90 minutes with 30% possesion hoping to see if hoofing it can fluke a goal.

The Brentford game was a classic example if Bruceball, shocking.

by BigManJeeb December 22, 2020

Bruce Wane

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021

Bruce Brown

He defended the shit out of Paul George, he is undoubtably Paul George's daddy.

Paul George keeps getting blocked, it must be because of Bruce browns defense.

by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

bruceshark

I absolute chad at anything he does, Shark that will chomp off your legs and you dont wanna be on his bad side

Damn that guys a bruceshark

by anonymous January 21, 2021