I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin
by doody warbucks December 19, 2011
The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.
Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.
by mrshermykins January 11, 2011
by Good Writtenz February 23, 2010
the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world
by tha fuckin infidel August 08, 2006
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
by Onigato June 23, 2010
Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.
by rabbi-doom February 08, 2005
Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin
by Sean & Jonas November 03, 2006